New Terror Alert

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New terror alert shock – intelligence agencies acting on behalf of oil grabbing multi-national corporations and their political pimps in Washington and London have uncovered a sinister new development by fanatical jihadists determined to eat your children and burn your nans. Yemeni islamists have undergone years of surgical procedures and have now disguised themselves as Boeing 747s.

It is thought that this new method of waging war on the peace loving west is being sponsored by President Assad, The White Widow, Citizen Khan, Professor Griff, Ranvir Singh and other fanatical followers of Osami Bin Laden. One Yemini ‘Boeing Bomber’ is thought to be in hiding disguised as a routine Qantas long haul plane at Heathrow. It is thought that the death crazed monster will pick up to 500 passengers expecting to fly to Sydney and then detonate himself over Pakistan, killing all those on board.

One ridiculous MOD spokesperson told us “it may seem far fetched and designed to scare millions of holiday makers just in time for their summer breaks, but this information has been passed to us by Mossad and Saudi sources desperate to divert world attention away from their own outrages and a desperate US president and British PM, determined to wage all out war on those anti-democratic forces who threaten the oil supply.

We know for a fact that a fleet of ‘Human 747s’ have now been strategically placed in airports across Europe and the United States. However, there is no reason to panic, this is just another ridiculous scare tactic designed to bolster support for all out war on ragheads, sorry I mean to make the world a safer place for oil barons.”
Photo: New terror alert shock – intelligence agencies acting on behalf of oil grabbing multi-national corporations and their political pimps in Washington and London have uncovered a sinister new development by fanatical jihadists determined to eat your children and burn your nans.

Yemeni islamists have undergone years of surgical procedures and have now disguised themselves as Boeing 747s. It is thought that this new method of waging war on the peace loving west is being sponsored by President Assad, The White Widow, Citizen Khan, Professor Griff, Ranvir Singh and other fanatical followers of Osami Bin Laden. One Yemini ‘Boeing Bomber’ is thought to be in hiding disguised as a routine Qantas long haul plane at Heathrow. It is thought that the death crazed monster will pick up to 500 passengers expecting to fly to Sydney and then detonate himself over Pakistan, killing all those on board.

One ridiculous MOD spokesperson told us “it may seem far fetched and designed to scare millions of holiday makers just in time for their summer breaks, but this information has been passed to us by Mossad and Saudi sources desperate to divert world attention away from their own outrages and a desperate US president and British PM, determined to wage all out war on those anti-democratic forces who threaten the oil supply. We know for a fact that a fleet of ‘Human 747s’ have now been strategically placed in airports across Europe and the United States. However, there is no reason to panic, this is just another ridiculous scare tactic designed to bolster support for all out war on ragheads, sorry I mean to make the world a safer place for oil barons.”

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